babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
growing up i always thought that quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it turned out to be
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
*takes 20 extra minutes in change room to take selfies*
"I love you."
“What if I got a bowl cut”
U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense